Honey, You Know When You Drank Begrudgingly?

A Drabble by John Smith

"Honey, what do you think of chubby feet?"

"Er... I don't know dear."

"What about my happy smell? Some say its like a dirty mouse."

"Um..."

"Do you think my tentacles are like a hairy record?"

"Where on earth did you hear a thing like that?"

"Auntie says that my foot is like a derelict book that likes boating badly whilst waving its lips."

"That's... um... nice. Perhaps we should talk about something else now."

"You know when you drank begrudgingly? I heard it was like brilliantly running."

"Oh look, wind outside!"

"But Honey, I am a sticky piano!"

(Mumble!)
~ 100 words ~

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